I was Lord Buckethead, intergalactic space lord and independent parliamentary candidate. Welcome to my domain (both in a figurative and technological sense). Like an old, knackered Sith apprentice, I have now unmasked to reveal my true identity. I can only apologise for my appearance. I wasn’t even maimed and knocked into a river of lava by a former teacher. I have no excuse.
I was a space lord, and stood to be the independent Member of Parliament for Maidenhead at the 2017 UK General Election. I secured 249 votes, which I am proud to say is a new Buckethead record. I enjoyed planet-conquering, dominating inferior species, and Lovejoy. My manifesto (below) was an ambitious and progressive programme not only for the good Earthlings of a certain Berkshire conurbation but for the entirety of your nation. It was a suite of policies that had been fully costed and which married fiscal responsibility with an interest in lasers.
You may contact me via electronic or "E" mail at Lord@Buckethead4Maidenhead.com
Or via my Earthling identity @jondharvey