I am Lord Buckethead, intergalactic space lord and independent parliamentary candidate. Welcome to my domain (both in a figurative and technological sense).
I am a space lord, and I stood to be the independent Member of Parliament for Maidenhead at the 2017 UK General Election. I secured 249 votes, which I am proud to say is a new Buckethead record. I enjoy planet-conquering, dominating inferior species, and Lovejoy. My manifesto (below) is an ambitious and progressive programme not only for the good Earthlings of a certain Berkshire conurbation but for the entirety of your nation. It is a suite of policies that have been fully costed and which marries fiscal responsibility with an interest in lasers.
I call upon the fatally weakened Prime Minister Theresa May and that funny Islington chap with the beard to debate me in public. Failure to do so will be treated as cowardice and a tacit endorsement of my superiority.
You may contact me via electronic or "E" mail at Lord@Buckethead4Maidenhead.com